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Valentine Assistance
By Alfonzo Tucker (Columnist)
Published February 5, 2009

Men, I boldly claim that this article will enhance those euphoric moments that will take place this February 14th. Follow these suggestions precisely and you will experience pleasures that will extend long past any designated day for lovers. In fact, I will guarantee random acts of special treatment given to you by your woman, just because she'll want to recreate these memories.

First, relax your demeanor and approach these situations with confidence. The average woman will sense apprehension. Your behavior will permit her to follow your lead. Prepare her for what is to come as anticipation will promote desire.

Simplicity is extremely underrated; my suggestions are not costly from a monetary standpoint, however, your contribution and effort is what she will cherish (trust me). Let her know that you are excited about this national occasion, which is nothing more than another excuse for you to express your feelings for her.

Even though I enjoy preparing meals, I can not suggest you doing the same if you haven't any knowledge in navigating through your kitchen. Of course the home cooked meal shared between you and the woman you adore is priceless, but we'll save that for a future seminar.

Valentines Day falls on a Saturday this year which is a non-work day for the general public. If you have obligations that Saturday, do not worry, once you have completed that, the remainder of the day is yours and hers to cherish.

Ok, Wednesday night, after the day has settled and all commitments are complete. Ask her to relax while you set the mood. This is important, no surprises, allow her to watch you do every thing. Light several candles (which you can purchase from your local dollar store) and place them around your bathtub. While she is setting there, ask her how she would like the temperature of her water. If you choose to use any form of bubble solution, make sure that it is hypoallergenic (trust me, she'll notice this). Now, bathe her with the mind-set of intimacy. Talk to her softly while you are cleansing her back and continue to do so while massaging her shoulders and neck.

The only thing you'll need to do on Thursday is remind her of what took place the previous night. I suggest leaving her a note and include something special that is only known between the two of you. Ask her to read it during her lunch hour or any break she'll have during the day. This will continue the anticipation leading up to Saturday. Now the only thing you'll need to do Friday is obtain and erasable marker (again, your local dollar store should have them). Within the room that you bathed her on Wednesday, write in large letters upon the mirror something special that only you and her share. Don't worry about being poetic or profound unless you have that ability. Whatever you write that's from the heart, she'll always remember!

When Saturday arrives the atmosphere that you have created over the last few days will have her ready for the most salacious acts of intimacy that the two of you can share. So, be patient, the requirements are a few days of abstinence filled with mental massages that will arouse her emotions. Enjoy yourselves!

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